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By: Braxton West | Gridiron Gambler Analysis Listen, I’m not a professional gambler — I’m just a guy with a spreadsheet, a gut feeling, and a borderline unhealthy love for college football Saturdays. I’ll crunch the numbers, dig into the tempo splits, pretend to know what “EPA per play” means, and then fire off picks…
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Welcome back to the first Thursday edition of The Gridiron Gambler. Each week, I lock in my Thursday Night NFL Play of the Night and give an early look at my college football slate as lines start to take shape midweek. Thursday Night NFL Play of the Night Game: Los Angeles Rams vs San Francisco…
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The bracket is live. The stakes are high. And the chirping has already begun. The Degenerates Open, our annual single-elimination throwdown of questionable golf talent and unquestionable ego, tees off Friday, July 25, 2025, with two marquee matchups that promise fireworks, flops, and maybe even a few club tosses. Match #1: Chase Watson vs. Justin…
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In what can only be described as the most delusional move since someone tried to teach Charles Barkley a proper swing, Roger “Slice” Morrow has officially challenged Braxton “Fairway” West to a head-to-head golf match. Presented by: Delusion. Sponsored by Hope. Broadcast in 240p for Roger’s dignity. Roger. Challenged. Braxton. This is the golf equivalent…
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How one man’s quest to beat Kyle Taylor ended with him grounded, embarrassed, and possibly potty-trained by his wife In the wild world of local golf legends, few names inspire laughter (and mild panic) quite like Johnny Davis. Johnny’s the guy at your country club who talks about “going low” but is more likely to…
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According to Harling, he’s “a stick” whose wedge game single-handedly carried his team to victory. Eyewitnesses, however, report a slightly different scene. Sources say Harling recruited two of the best sticks he could find, filled their water bottles, and proceeded to get backpacked around the course all day. “I’m the wedge assassin,” Harling declared confidently.…
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Once a Regular, Now a Rarity It wasn’t long ago that Blake Wigginton was a staple of the weekend golf crew. Rain or shine, hungover or hyped—Blake was there. Now? He shows up about once every three months, usually unannounced, wearing a dust-covered shirt and claiming he’s “just stopping by before running tile.” “He was…
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TUNICA, MS – The Rise of “Uncle Roger’s”: Casino Renamed After Local Golfer’s $47 Victory In an absolutely unprecedented turn of events, Roger Morrow, a local Fulton, MS man with a below-average backswing and an above-average belief in himself, has officially taken down Tunica’s historic casino—with a whopping $47 profit. Casino officials confirmed early Sunday…