The Rough Report

The bracket is live. The stakes are high. And the chirping has already begun.

The Degenerates Open, our annual single-elimination throwdown of questionable golf talent and unquestionable ego, tees off Friday, July 25, 2025, with two marquee matchups that promise fireworks, flops, and maybe even a few club tosses.

Match #1: Chase Watson vs. Justin Harness

Vegas Line: EVEN (-110 / -110)

In a matchup that oddsmakers couldn’t pick a favorite for, Chase Watson and Justin Harness are set to square off in what’s already being dubbed “The Battle of the Mid-Handicaps.”

Watson, known for his unshakable confidence and occasional shanks, fired early on social media:

“Harness better bring more than that punch-cut 5-iron and his weak mental game.”

Harness, never one to shy from a duel, clapped back:

“Watson plays golf like he’s still trying to find his swing in a cereal box. He better pray for rain.”

Expect a tight match that may come down to who misses the least 3-footers.

Match #2: Cody North vs. Wiggy Wigginton

Vegas Line: North Favored -160 | Wiggy +130

This one has the feel of a potential bracket buster.

Cody North, the pre-tourney favorite in several group chats, has been playing lights-out lately. Solid off the tee and dangerous with a wedge, North is entering with full confidence:

“Wiggy’s gonna need more than a lucky bounce and three breakfast balls to survive me.”

But Wiggy has been here before. The seasoned grinder has a knack for ugly golf—and winning anyway. When asked about the line:

“Let ’em doubt me. Vegas doesn’t factor in heart, beer swing, or the chaos factor. North’s going down.”

If Wiggy catches fire early, we could be looking at the first Cinderella run of the 2025 bracket.

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